15 Thought-Provoking Sentences To Ease You Into The Week

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    Graduation - Ahigh school graduation is like a 2-hour movie ofjustend credits.
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    Friendship - Being an adultisletting someone win an argumentjust in order to save everyone'stime.
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    Yellow - If tents were transparent,camp- ing would be a lot scarier
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    Text - Life is just finding a bunch of cre- ative ways to distract yourself until you die.
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    Rain - If you cry during aflood. Youre only worseningthe situation.
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    Animated cartoon - In the toy story universe, a lot of people must have mysteriously died after buyinghorror movie merchandise
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    Western lowland gorilla - A world where cops employ chimps/gorillas instead of k9's would be f king terrifying.
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    Facial expression - If we had blood flowing through our hair, haircuts would be terri- fying
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    Fireworks - It would be so much cooler if the New Years balldropped slowly over the course of the whole year
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    Text - See younext year" jokes on New Years Eve is essentially the gate- way drug to Dad Jokes.
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    Motor vehicle - DRIVE LIKE JAMES CORDEN SING DON T TEXT Those "don't textand drive signs on the road probably aren't read by people texting and driving.
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    Red - Stevie Wonder would be a great judge on TheVoice.
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    Font - The Cool SP spread throughout schools worldwide without the power of the internet
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    People - Where's Waldo? wouldbe much Scarierif Waldo was the one searching for you
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    Surgical instrument - Cutting cornersjust creates two more.

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